What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

What do teens do at night?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is music publishing?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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